Not Horrible Offer! Find out what’s not working—and what to do about it.
Not Horrible Offer!
Find out what’s not working—and what to do about it.
Is Your Google Ads Marketing
Agency Horrible?
We're not.
We don't pretend to be "gurus".
There are no secrets.
We just work harder.
In 10 years of doing this, we have yet to discover a magic button.
Our magic button is hard work.
We believe in:
- fair pricing
- honesty (no overpromising)
- data
- consistent communication
We're not perfect, but we're NOT horrible.
Not Horrible Pricing
Imagine spending nearly $6,000 a month on an agency just for Google Ads, only to rarely hear for them and not see great results.
That was me (Christian here). I hired the 'best agency in the world'. Then, I found Not Horrible Marketing.
The price was less.
The ROAS was better.
Not only did I hire them with great results...I bought the company (and changed the name!)
Now, we're driven by a mission to prevent other businesses from overpaying. 90% of the time, we can significantly lower your marketing agency expenses. Send us your numbers and we'll do our best to beat what you're paying now.
Limited Offer: Get 50% Off Your First Month!
Not Horrible Promise
We can't 10x your business overnight. If we can't help you, we'll tell you.
Our bias: We like PPC (Google). Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok are a great addition to PPC, but if your whole business relies solely on paid interruption advertising, it's feast or famine. We're good at Meta and TikTok, but we're exceptionally not horrible at PPC, so if you're not running Google Ads - we're not the right fit for you.
We don't have a secret formula because there's not one. We don't ask AI about your business strategy; we meet with you and pivot according to what's working.
Our secret? Hard work. Algorithms change. Loopholes come and go, so we don't go looking. We check the numbers constantly and work with the ad platforms to give customers what they want.
We will not be perfect, but we will not be horrible.
We will not be perfect, but we will not be horrible.
Not Horrible Audits
Not Horrible Audits
No fluff, no bells and whistles. Straight forward data, simple and clear suggestions on a video call.
1. Request Your Free Audit: Fill out a quick form with some basic info so we'll know where to look.
2. Grant View-Only Access: Share partial access to your Google Ads account. We’ll roll have a look and dig into what your current agency missed.
3. Get a One-on-One Breakdown: Jump on a live call where we walk you through what’s working, what’s broken, and exactly how to fix it, step by step.
Who We Work
Best With
Running Google Ads
$2,000/month or more in ad spend
Flexible, nice people
NOT The Right Fit
Not running Google Ads
$1,999/month or less in ad spend
Unreachable, not nice people
Who We Work
Best With
Running Google Ads
$2,000/month or more in ad spend
Flexible, nice people
NOT The Right Fit
Not running Google Ads
$1,999/month or less in ad spend
Unreachable, not nice people
Not Horrible Results
1.3
MILLION CLICKS
650%
AVERAGE ROI
17,000
MOBILE APP INSTALLS IN FIRST 6 MONTHS
$0.02
COST-PER-CLICK
4.5
MILLION VIEWS
9,000+
EVENT REGISTRATIONS
130K
CLICKS
2600%
AVERAGE ROI
Not Horrible Communication
Look Under the Hood & Build a Plan
We'll check out your current campaigns, figure out what's up, and create a plan to get you better ROI.
Launch & Tweak (A Lot)
We'll get your ads running and keep tweaking them until they're working as hard as possible.
Check the Score & Talk Strategy
We'll give you clear reports and meet to talk about how things are going and what we can do next.
Just want a quote? Email us.
What You Should Be Paying for Real Ad Management
Google Ads Management
$1500
per month
Dedicated Project Manager
Google Ads Management (managing up to $10k in ad spend)
Emailed Monthly Reports
Strategy Call Every 3 Weeks
3 month contract then month-to-month afterwards.
Not Horrible Recommendations
Mitchell Hagan
Country Life Natural Foods
"Not Horrible Marketing has been pivotal in helping us grow and expand as a business. Their level of support has been incredible. They are more than a typical marketing agency because they take the time to understand your customer base and create ads that are attract and retain customers. Ultimately, they have helped us get the best return on ad spend. We are privileged to partner with them."
Timothy Standish
Geoscience Research Institute
"Not Horrible Marketing has brought expertise to our digital marketing that has transformed our online presence and paid off in ways that we could only have imagined. All this has been done with incredibly little effort on our part. Our ability to get our message out has been transformative and we could not imagine a better partner to work with."
Jonathan Dysinger
Farmer's Friend
"We have experience amazing growth since working with Not Horrible Marketing. The team offers professional services that are well worth the price. They know everything about online advertising and their knowledge has proven to be very valuable."
Jared Thurmon
Oak Haven Inc.
"I've thoroughly enjoyed working with Not Horrible Marketing on several projects now. They have a relevant and current grasp of the most sticking and engaging forms of digital media, and I have never felt like we were playing catch up. I highly recommend Not Horrible Marketing to anyone looking to take their company to the next level."
Allistar Huong
AudioVerse
"Not Horrible Marketing provides great service and support for the digital marketing efforts of AudioVerse.. They understand our goals and objectives, come up with a great plan, communicate clearly and proactively, and are responsive to any question we have."
Katherine Koudele
Andrews University
"When we first started working with Not Horrible Marketing, we were very new to digital marketing and had lots of questions about how it worked and what was involved.. They explained the whole process very well and were very patient and kind as they answered our questions. They never made us feel like our questions were silly or that answers were self-evident. We are very happy with our experience and hope to work with them in the near future!"
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I know your agency is also not horrible?
Fair question. You don’t. That’s why we put our money where our mouth is with a 60-day money-back guarantee. If you don’t like what you see, you get your money back. No hoops. No drama.
How much do you charge?
We keep it simple. Google Ads Management is $1,500 per month. That includes:
* A Dedicated Project Manager
* Full Google Ads Management (up to $10k in ad spend)
* Emailed Monthly Reports
* A Strategy Call every 3 weeks
No hidden fees or surprise invoices.
How long are your contracts?
We ask for an initial 3-month commitment. It takes a little time to gather data and start seeing results. After that, it’s month-to-month. Stay as long as you’re happy.
Do you offer a money-back guarantee?
Yes. You have 60 days to decide if we’re the right fit. If not, we’ll refund you 100%.
What does a strategy call look like?
Half the call is technical as we dig into performance, what’s working, and what’s not. The other half is open conversation on upcoming promos, funnels, and new ideas. No pipeline agenda. Just a real discussion about how to drive more ROI for your business.
How long does it take to get my audit back?
Once we have View-Only access to your Google Ads account, you’ll have your audit in about a week and a half.
Do you run ads on Facebook, Instagram, Amazon, or other platforms?
Google is our bread and butter. But yes, if you need a custom plan across other platforms (Facebook, Instagram, Amazon, TikTok), just reach out. We’ll build something that makes sense for you.
Not sure?
We get it—just choosing a marketing agency is often a horrible process.
There's about half a million marketing agencies out there (that's not a joke). Most are, you know...
If you’re tired of unfair pricing, poor communication, and underwhelming results, we're your best not horrible option.
Still have questions? Contact us here for more information.
P.S. We cap our ad account audits at 5 businesses per month because we don't want to have to change our name to Horrible Marketing. Grab a spot while you can.
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